Dear Mum (and Nan and Sister),

Sorry, but I’m not coming home. They have Hibiscus jam here.

HIBISCUS JAM, Mum.

You know how much I LOVE Hibiscus. I can’t go back to a life without it. Sorry not sorry.

Hope you have a good week.

Much love X x x

P.S. Please send extra funds, need to purchase new clothes. For some reason the ones I have no longer fit. Nothing to do with the amount of jam I've eaten I'm sure.